anxiety-kitten:

tooweirdtolivetoogaytodie:

caelharx:

thyrell:

todaysbird:

todaysbird:

have you guys ever seen a hummingbird in its nest

x

bapy…

Honestly hummingbirds on their nests is one of the most Blessed things

thanks!! im going to go live in the forest and make friends with all the hummingbirds now!!

Beautiful

chaoticnuetralgay:

Korrasami ~ spirited away au

capnperaltiago:

none of my friends will get both of these references so here is maybe the funniest tweet i’ve ever seen

captainpoe:

Ice cream, really?

Yeah I asked Merlin to pick these up.

huppupbup:

aampharros:

accordingtomyresearch:

drneverland:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

themightyglamazon:

sexycraisinthanos:

themightyglamazon:

next-time-you-invite-pam:

justgot1:

lindsayribar:

gerrycanavan:

 I’m afraid of Americans

This is super real.

Completely accurate.

@pre-successful America exposed. 

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

ACCURATE

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”

if asked “how are things going?” and they reply “its going” it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown

If they say “I’m here” it either means “don’t ask” or “please ask” and you have to run a roulette of context clues to figure out which one.

(Source: twitter.com)

aqerus:

tododeku shippers, the movie has satisfied us T-T

ruinedchildhood: